YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD WOJAK

I AMWOJAK-MAN.

You weren't supposed to see this.

The city needed a hero. It got me.

Wojak-Man in his red-and-black superhero suit, holding his removed mask beside his expressionless Wojak face.

THE SECRET
IDENTITY

IDENTITY EXPOSED

Just a regular Wojak in a spider suit.

I was supposed to keep my identity a secret.

Then I took off the mask.

Now everyone knows.

Please don't tell anyone.

HERO STATS

My only superpower is checking the chart.

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CONTRACT ADDRESSNOT LIVE YET

FIND YOUR FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD WOJAK.

No secret headquarters. Just the internet.